In other Duke-related news, yes, we have a football team. We were playing Carolina. They went ahead on a fluky, fumble-recovery-for-a-TD heartbreaker that only happens to Duke, because we’re not allowed to have a good football team. And then, with a lucky 13 seconds left, something magical happened.
Carolina was sent home in defeat (and to hell). And now we’re going to a bowl. Go Duke!